According to both Mr. Erick Hanson and Mr. Brian Womer, the beard-off was an “overwhelming success.”  Hanson was declared the official winner;  Senior Eric Decker led the students and Womer said the best result was the “sweet, sweet facial hair.” 

Now that the individual beard-off is over, some beardists look to the future for the Beard League. Hanson and Womer will lead and participate in the Beard League. They made their picks January 15, and there will be six grizzly people to a team, including Hanson and Womer.

There are no restrictions to beard enhancing materials. Hanson said, “Anything goes to promote supernatural beard growth.” Womer plans on having his team “eat lots of apricots and keep their eye on the prize.”  According to Womer, “We’ll out-work the other team.”

Hanson’s team will try to pressure the other team to submit to social pressure and shave. He also believes strongly in the beard enhancing properties of chopping wood while wearing flannel or no shirt at all.

Womer said, “Long live the handle bar mustache.” Hanson’s goal is to “secure for our youth a tolerant society for the grizzly.”

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